Day 1: Sleep 14 hours. Make as big a mess as possible without properly unpacking. Set seven alarms for tomorrow morning.
Day 2: Sleep through all seven alarms. Miss both classes. Sleep more. Buy ice cream. Eat all the ice cream. Maintain mess.
Day 3: Miss train. Goof off during class. Eat more than necessary. Wear white tank top that is more see-through than you thought. Watch TV. Continue to sleep in excess.
Goal: Make Day 4 better than Days 1-3.
Nagging thought: You probably won't.
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